Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

2003 · Comedy, Family · CBS · 已完结

最新一集S12E16 · Of Course He's Dead - Part Two
全部看完需要131小时（约5天）12 季 · 262 集
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Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.

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分集指南

第1季24集 ·
  1. S01E01Pilot
  2. S01E02Big Flappy Bastards
  3. S01E03Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
  4. S01E04If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
  5. S01E05The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
  6. S01E06Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
  7. S01E07If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
  8. S01E08Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
  9. S01E09Phase One, Complete
  10. S01E10Merry Thanksgiving
  11. S01E11Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
  12. S01E12Camel Filters + Pheromones
  13. S01E13Sarah Like Puny Alan
  14. S01E14I Can't Afford Hyenas
  15. S01E15Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
  16. S01E16That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
  17. S01E17Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
  18. S01E18An Old Flame with a New Wick
  19. S01E19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
  20. S01E20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
  21. S01E21No Sniffing, No Wowing
  22. S01E22My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
  23. S01E23Just Like Buffalo
  24. S01E24Can You Feel My Finger?
第2季24集 ·
  1. S02E01Back Off, Mary Poppins
  2. S02E02Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
  3. S02E03A Bag Full of Jawea
  4. S02E04Go Get Mommy's Bra
  5. S02E05Bad News from the Clinic?
  6. S02E06The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
  7. S02E07A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
  8. S02E08Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
  9. S02E09Yes, Monsignor
  10. S02E10The Salmon Under My Sweater
  11. S02E11Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
  12. S02E12A Lung Full of Alan
  13. S02E13Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow
  14. S02E14Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts
  15. S02E15Smell the Umbrella Stand
  16. S02E16Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
  17. S02E17Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
  18. S02E18It was 'Mame,' Mom
  19. S02E19A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
  20. S02E20I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
  21. S02E21A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
  22. S02E22That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
  23. S02E23Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
  24. S02E24Does This Smell Funny to You?
第3季24集 ·
  1. S03E01Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
  2. S03E02Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
  3. S03E03Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
  4. S03E04Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
  5. S03E05We Called It Mr. Pinky
  6. S03E06Hi, Mr. Horned One
  7. S03E07Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
  8. S03E08That Voodoo That I Do Do
  9. S03E09Madame and Her Special Friend
  10. S03E10Something Salted and Twisted
  11. S03E11Santa's Village of the Damned
  12. S03E12That Special Tug
  13. S03E13Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
  14. S03E14Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
  15. S03E15My Tongue Is Meat
  16. S03E16Ergo, the Booty Call
  17. S03E17The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
  18. S03E18The Spit-Covered Cobbler
  19. S03E19Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
  20. S03E20Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
  21. S03E21And the Plot Moistens
  22. S03E22Just Once with Aunt Sophie
  23. S03E23Arguments for the Quickie
  24. S03E24That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
第4季24集 ·
  1. S04E01Working for Caligula
  2. S04E02Who's Vod Kanockers?
  3. S04E03The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
  4. S04E04A Pot Smoking Monkey
  5. S04E05A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
  6. S04E06Apologies for the Frivolity
  7. S04E07Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
  8. S04E08Release the Dogs
  9. S04E09Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
  10. S04E10Kissing Abraham Lincoln
  11. S04E11Walnuts and Demerol
  12. S04E12Castrating Sheep in Montana
  13. S04E13Don't Worry, Speed Racer
  14. S04E14That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
  15. S04E15My Damn Stalker
  16. S04E16Young People Have Phlegm Too
  17. S04E17I Merely Slept with a Commie
  18. S04E18It Never Rains in Hooterville
  19. S04E19Smooth As a Ken Doll
  20. S04E20Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
  21. S04E21Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
  22. S04E22Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
  23. S04E23Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
  24. S04E24Prostitutes and Gelato
第5季19集 ·
  1. S05E01Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
  2. S05E02Media Room Slash Dungeon
  3. S05E03Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
  4. S05E04City of Great Racks
  5. S05E05Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
  6. S05E06Help Daddy Find His Toenail
  7. S05E07Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
  8. S05E08Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
  9. S05E09Tight's Good
  10. S05E10Kinda Like Necrophilia
  11. S05E11Meander to Your Dander
  12. S05E12A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
  13. S05E13The Soil Is Moist
  14. S05E14Winky-Dink Time
  15. S05E15Rough Night in Hump Junction
  16. S05E16Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
  17. S05E17Fish in a Drawer
  18. S05E18If My Hole Could Talk
  19. S05E19Waiting for the Right Snapper
第6季24集 ·
  1. S06E01Taterhead Is Our Love Child
  2. S06E02Pie Hole, Herb
  3. S06E03Damn You, Eggs Benedict
  4. S06E04The Flavin' and the Mavin'
  5. S06E05A Jock Strap in Hell
  6. S06E06It's Always Nazi Week
  7. S06E07Best H.O. Money Can Buy
  8. S06E08Pinocchio's Mouth
  9. S06E09The Mooch at the Boo
  10. S06E10He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
  11. S06E11The Devil's Lube
  12. S06E12Thank God for Scoliosis
  13. S06E13I Think You Offended Don
  14. S06E14David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
  15. S06E15I'd Like to Start with the Cat
  16. S06E16She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
  17. S06E17The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
  18. S06E18My Son's Enormous Head
  19. S06E19The Two Finger Rule
  20. S06E20Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
  21. S06E21Above Exalted Cyclops
  22. S06E22Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
  23. S06E23Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
  24. S06E24Baseball with Better Steroids
第7季22集 ·
  1. S07E01818-jklpuzo
  2. S07E02Whipped Unto the Third Generation
  3. S07E03Mmm, Fish. Yum.
  4. S07E04Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
  5. S07E05For the Sake of the Child
  6. S07E06Give Me Your Thumb
  7. S07E07Untainted by Filth
  8. S07E08Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
  9. S07E09Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
  10. S07E10That's Why They Call It Ball Room
  11. S07E11Warning, It's Dirty
  12. S07E12Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
  13. S07E13Yay, No Polyps!
  14. S07E14Crude and Uncalled For
  15. S07E15Aye, Aye, Captain
  16. S07E16Tinkle Like a Princess
  17. S07E17I Found Your Moustache
  18. S07E18Ixnay on the Oggie Day
  19. S07E19Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
  20. S07E20I Called Him Magoo
  21. S07E21Gumby with a Pokey
  22. S07E22This Is Not Gonna End Well
第8季16集 ·
  1. S08E01Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
  2. S08E02A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
  3. S08E03A Pudding-Filled Cactus
  4. S08E04Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
  5. S08E05The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
  6. S08E06Twanging Your Magic Clanger
  7. S08E07The Crazy Bitch Gazette
  8. S08E08Springtime on a Stick
  9. S08E09A Good Time in Central Africa
  10. S08E10Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
  11. S08E11Dead from the Waist Down
  12. S08E12Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
  13. S08E13Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
  14. S08E14Lookin' for Japanese Subs
  15. S08E15Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
  16. S08E16That Darn Priest
第9季24集 ·
  1. S09E01Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
  2. S09E02People Who Love Peepholes
  3. S09E03Big Girls Don't Throw Food
  4. S09E04Nine Magic Fingers
  5. S09E05A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
  6. S09E06The Squat and the Hover
  7. S09E07Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
  8. S09E08Thank You for the Intercourse
  9. S09E09Frodo's Headshots
  10. S09E10A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
  11. S09E11What a Lovely Landing Strip
  12. S09E12One False Move, Zimbabwe!
  13. S09E13Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
  14. S09E14A Possum on Chemo
  15. S09E15The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
  16. S09E16Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
  17. S09E17Not in My Mouth!
  18. S09E18The War Against Gingivitis
  19. S09E19Palmdale, Ech
  20. S09E20Grandma's Pie
  21. S09E21Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
  22. S09E22Why We Gave Up Women
  23. S09E23The Straw in My Donut Hole
  24. S09E24Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
第10季23集 ·
  1. S10E01I Changed My Mind About the Milk
  2. S10E02A Big Bag of Dog
  3. S10E03Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
  4. S10E04You Do Know What the Lollipop's For
  5. S10E05That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
  6. S10E06Ferrets, Attack!
  7. S10E07Avoid the Chinese Mustard
  8. S10E08Something My Gynecologist Said
  9. S10E09I Scream When I Pee
  10. S10E10One Nut Johnson
  11. S10E11Give Santa a Tail-Hole
  12. S10E12Welcome to Alancrest
  13. S10E13Grab a Feather and Get in Line
  14. S10E14Run, Steven Staven! Run!
  15. S10E15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
  16. S10E16Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
  17. S10E17Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
  18. S10E18The 9:04 from Pemberton
  19. S10E19Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
  20. S10E20Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
  21. S10E21Another Night with Neil Diamond
  22. S10E22My Bodacious Vidalia
  23. S10E23Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
第11季22集 ·
  1. S11E01Nangnangnangnang
  2. S11E02I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
  3. S11E03This Unblessed Biscuit
  4. S11E04Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
  5. S11E05Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
  6. S11E06Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
  7. S11E07Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
  8. S11E08Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
  9. S11E09Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
  10. S11E10On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
  11. S11E11Tazed in the Lady Nuts
  12. S11E12Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
  13. S11E13Bite Me, Supreme Court
  14. S11E14Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
  15. S11E15Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
  16. S11E16How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
  17. S11E17Welcome Home, Jake
  18. S11E18West Side Story
  19. S11E19Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
  20. S11E20Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
  21. S11E21Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot
  22. S11E22Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
第12季16集 ·
  1. S12E01The Ol' Mexican Spinach
  2. S12E02A Chic Bar in Ibiza
  3. S12E03Glamping in a Yurt
  4. S12E04Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
  5. S12E05Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
  6. S12E06Alan Shot a Little Girl
  7. S12E07Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
  8. S12E08Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey
  9. S12E09Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
  10. S12E10Here I Come, Pants!
  11. S12E11For Whom the Booty Calls
  12. S12E12A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
  13. S12E13Boompa Loved His Hookers
  14. S12E14Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
  15. S12E15Of Course He's Dead - Part One
  16. S12E16Of Course He's Dead - Part Two

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